Johnny moves into a nudist colony.. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.

He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice it. A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother.

It says:

Dear Johnny,
Thank you for the picture. I had it framed and hung it in the living room for everyone to see. But you really should change your hair style... it makes your nose look short.


Love, Grandma

It has been 10 months since my family and I last went for a holiday vacation. I’m so bored at my workstation and badly needed a holiday break. Going off to relax myself will be my top priority in my list.I’m looking forward for breaks from work and get away from assignments. After browsing through some websites, we have decided to go for orlando vacations holiday. It is learned that Disney Orlando family vacation package is an ideal choice for us. On top of that, getting Disney world tickets and hotel accommodations is not a problem. Oh gosh! I just can’t wait!

The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica a biology question.

"What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"

Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"

So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye." "That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"

And turning to Jessica, she says: "I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"